The Switch™ version comes with ALL available skins that were created for the game, including the Skin Pack DLC. The standard version will be available for an RRP of $59.95 The cult-classic returns and invades everything but your privacy! Terrorise the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer! One giant step on mankind! Destroy All Humans! is a cult classic and one of the few games that will have you laughing out loud. Many games have taken inspiration from its mix of humoristic story-telling and easily accessible open world shooter action, as well as its wide range of over-the-top weaponry. But there can only be one Cryptosporidium: the human-hating ...

Legends say that the most brilliant inventions were created in garages. We call bull excrement on that! Real evil plans come together on the loo! On June 29th, 2021 Destroy All Humans! will land on Nintendo Switch™ and anal probing is now handheld. Start the invasion on the go and collect DNA while flushing, the fate of mankind rests in your hands (literally)! The Switch™ version comes with ALL available skins that were created for the game, including the Skin Pack DLC. The standard version will be available for an RRP of $59.95 The cult-classic returns and invades everything but your privacy on July 28 2020! Terrorise the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their ...

“Crypto, report to the mothership immediately! We have an extraordinary situation: The humans are celebrating a festival called “Midweek Madness” on a secret digital platform called “Steam”. And you know what they did? They dared to cut our price in half! Such insolence! Now they’re paying more for fast-food than for our advanced Furon technology. We have to retaliate quickly and DESTROY ALL HUMANS!” Yes, fellow human beings, that’s right. Destroy All Humans! is available from February 24th (starting 5AM AEDT) until February 27th at an all-time low price with of 50% off. Check it out here: http://n.thq.com/kDm930qQJhu But there’s one more thing: They have a new accolades trailer ready for you and they highly encourage you to watch it till the very end … there might a little surprise be waiting. Check it out below. Order Page: https://destroyallhumansgame.com/order-here/ Crypto’s Weapons Detailed In his new video series, Cryptosporidium-137 is delighted to show ...

Great Job, Cryptosporidium-137! You have infiltrated the hearts and minds of these puny humans! Even their smartest scientists, calling themselves “gaming journalists”, are impressed with the Furon invasion! Not to mention the thousands of players who are camped in front of their entertainment machines, playing Destroy All Humans! all day and night! This is how you lower the defensive capabilities of a target planet – let’s lean back for a moment and enjoy their enthusiastic praise. The cult-classic returns and invades everything but your privacy on July 28 2020! Terrorise the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer! One giant step on mankind! Destroy All Humans! is a ...

Puny Humans, rejoice! The day has finally arrived, today Destroy All Humans! is available on PlayStation®4, Xbox One™, and PC. These devices will allow you to witness the glory of the Furon Empire in your living room, no need to bring your resistance to the outside world! The cult-classic returns and invades everything but your privacy on July 28 2020! Terrorise the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer! One giant step on mankind! Destroy All Humans! is a cult classic and one of the few games that will have you laughing out loud. Many games have taken inspiration from its mix of humoristic story-telling and easily accessible ...

Destroy All Humans! is a remake of the beloved 2005 video game classic. Developer Black Forest Games has massively upgraded the graphics, with the game being created completely in Unreal Engine 4. Among new visuals, also the controls have been modernised and some interesting new content was added, special challenges after a mission of the campaign is completed for example. BUT … there is one lost mission. The dev team found – hidden deep in the archives of Pandemic Studios – an unreleased mission in the middle of the campaign. This mission has been restored and finalised and will be part of Destroy All Humans! coming on July 28th for PlayStation®4, Xbox One™ and PC. Crypto’s Weapons Detailed In his new video series, Cryptosporidium-137 is delighted to show off his fine arsenal for the extermination of mankind. Starting with the “Disintegration Ray”, you will find a new weapon showcased every week on THQ ...

Taken from the Furon Handbook of Infiltration and Invasions, page 29, chapter 2: “Cut off the Snake’s Head”. When preparing a hostile planet for a Furon Invasion, it is key to attack the chain of command of the enemy society. Locate the seat of the enemy leader or government and burn it to the ground, including said leader or government. This will throw defending forces into disarray and shock the inhabitants of the target planet. Shocked inhabitants are not able to form a noteworthy resistance (See Page 122, Chapter 18 of this handbook).” For the upcoming 4th of July, Black Forest Games, Developer of Destroy All Humans! have prepared a nice little fireworks display to celebrate! Have a look at the new trailer:

Mankind will fall. We all know that the Furon Empire will be victorious – resistance is futile. Was nice to meet you. But the question is still, what methods will Cryptosporidium-137 choose to Destroy All Humans! In the new interactive trailer, the choice is actually yours – with generous permission from the benevolent Furon Empire. Free Demo Available We know, most of you humanoids can’t wait to witness the glory of the Furon Empire by themselves. So here is your chance, play the Destroy All Humans! Demo for PC today, you can download it via Steam or Gog.com: Destroy All Humans! Demo on Steam: http://n.thq.com/kDm930qQJhu Destroy All Humans! Demo on Gog.com: https://www.gog.com/game/destroy_all_humans_demo

What follows is an incoming transmission originating from somewhere between Earth and Mars: “Greetings, fleshy Earth beings. Cryptosporidium 137 here, delivering a message on behalf of the Furon Empire: You are all going to be destroyed. To show you how much fun I will have, bringing the final elimination to you, I have created a new audio-video transmission to teach you the Furon ways of destruction. Our research has proven, species who are familiar with the several ways of being exterminated, are 27% less likely to resist. So please watch the transmission several times to learn all different methods of being annihilated – we do not want you to be afraid when the alien invasion begins on July 28th, 2020 on the humanoid entertainment systems PC, PlayStation®4, and Xbox One™!” Preorder Page: https://destroyallhumansgame.com/order-here/ Free Demo Available We know, most of you humanoids can’t wait to witness the glory of the Furon Empire by themselves. So ...

What follows is an incoming transmission originating from somewhere between Earth and Mars: “Greetings, fleshy Earthbeings. Cryptosporidium here, though you skin-wrapped water wads can call me Crypto-137. I wanted to let you know that my Abducto Beam is finally ready and I’m journeying Earthwards right now. If my calculations are correct then P-Day – that’s Probe-Day to you mortal meat morsels – is set for July 28th, 2020. On that day I will officially Destroy All Humans! I’ll see you future-victims soon on PC, PlayStation®4, and Xbox One™!” Destroy All Humans! has already been available for pre-order on PC, PlayStation®4, and Xbox One™ from your preferred retailer, and is now also available for pre-order digitally on PC and Xbox One™. The SRP of the PC version is €29.99 / $29.99 / £24.99 / ₽1,529, and the SRP for consoles is €39.99 / $39.99 / £34.99 / ₽2,799 (PlayStation®4 and Xbox One™). Pre-order Skins available ...

In Destroy All Humans! your quest is to bring down the fragile human government and harvest the DNA of its puny citizens. While you’re at it, take a break and snatch the two special Destroy All Humans! editions directly from the hands of the earthlings! Can you truly appreciate the cow? Then our DNA Collector’s Edition is exactly what you need! Are you searching for something extragalactic? Does Furon blood flow through your veins? Then look no further than the Crypto-137 Edition! Pre-order here: https://destroyallhumansgame.com Destroy All Humans! Crypto-137 Edition This unique example of human craftsmanship is brought to you by your benevolent Furon overlords! The Crypto-137 Edition will be available at selected retailers for an SRP of € 399.99 | $ 399.99 | £ 349.99 and contain the following items: Game Destroy All Humans! Crypto-137 Figurine* 60cm / 23″ high | 30cm / 12″ diagonal Approx. Crypto Backpack Keychain 6 Lithographs Eye-popping anti-stress toy Premium Box 90cm * 38cm ...